I wore this wig for 12 hours yesterday and had a fucking blast.
Normally, I wouldn’t dare wear something like this to work. I decided, however, that life is too short and too full of possibilities to worry about what people would think if I wore a wig.
I was pleasantly surprised with the results. Everyone at work was amazed, and thought they were extensions. Each time I told someone it was a wig they froze, eyes got big, and they leaned in closer to inspect because they couldn’t quite believe the extent of my shapeshifting abilities.
In the afternoon I went to a Board meeting for my job, and the results there were hilarious.
My god, your hair is getting so long! Holly, I realize it’s been like three weeks since you last saw me, but I can assure you my hair did not grow two feet during that time.
You’ve never worn your hair down, I had no idea how long it was! This is totally fake. It’s a wig. But thank you.
How long have you been growing your hair like that? Betty, this is fake. It’s a wig. Oh shit I’m dumb. (That was a resident that’s at least 112 years old, right in the middle of the meeting).
So now, I am obsessed with wigs. I want to buy all of the wigs. ALL OF THEM. I will keep y’all posted as my collection grows. Spoiler alert: the next one will likely be the same style, but bubblegum pink.